Friday, January 07, 2005

The Compare and The Contrast

The Lips of Doom!

Manolo says, here is the tragic picture of the Donatella Versace.

The Donatella, she has everything. She designs the beautiful clothes, she is wealthy, she has maintained her figure in the excellent condition, and the dress she is wearing it is stunning, but the mania for the plastic surgery it has begun to turn her face into the grotesquerie.

Manolo says, yes, sometimes the plastic surgery it perhaps necessary, but the results to be strived for should be subtle and natural, a tiny nip here, a little tuck there.

For the comparison, look at our muse, the Miuccia.

Adorable!Adorable!

Yes, the Miuccia, her face it is not traditionally beautiful, and undoubtedly she has had the tiny nip and the little tuck, but because she has not meddled with the basic structure of her very Italian, very handsome face, she is more compelling than the Donatella, who is fighting the process of the aging with the tooth and the nail and the collagen.

Manolo says, because the beauty it is found in the state of naturalness, the trick to aging with the grace is to work with the nature, not to try to overthrow it. Nothing it is more ridiculous and tragic than the woman of the advanced years who is attempting to look like the teenager. (viz. Cher, Cher, and Cher)

11 Comments:

Blogger nikki said...

YOU ARE SO ON TARGET!!!

1:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the a-donatella, she is starting to look like a cross between the beauty and the beast from this show. http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/ShowMainServlet/showid-297/Beauty_and_the_Beast/

but the muiccia, she gets more beautiful with each peek from behind a curtain.

1:09 PM  
Blogger Laura K said...

Perhaps Manolo could find a more flattering photo of his friend Miuccia for us to truly grasp her natural Italian handsomeness. Her shyness prevents her from being photographed in the brazen style of the Donatella or the Cher, Cher, Cher - I know - but there must be a more accurate representation of her beauty out there somewhere.

1:46 PM  
Blogger The Queen of Swords said...

Also, the Miu, she does not scare us, as does the Donatella. Not to scare, it is the first step of beauty.

3:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard yesterday that the Cher, she is going to be in the Playboy this year. At 59 years old. I'm scared!

3:35 PM  
Blogger texasexile said...

The Dontatella looks like a misshapen wax figurine. This picture should not be viewed by small children. **Shudders**

4:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Donatella, she is scary. And she has maintained her excellent figure by mucho coke. I have always thought she was transforming into a Muppet.

http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Starstore_Catalogue_JIM_HENSON_S_MUPPETS_SERIES_5_ACTION_FIGURES_2478.html

See? Her fashion icon is Janice, the Muppet. That is not super fantastic.

12:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sigh, I wish I had a waist like Donatella...but if I had a face like hers I would probably kill myself.

Ana - Independence of Mind

1:42 PM  
Blogger Tinker said...

What a scary picture of Donatella....sad.. all that money and that is the BEST she can look?!

7:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love the shoes that Miuccia is wearing. Help! Help! Are they hers? Currently available? They are wonderful!

4:36 PM  
Blogger lindsey said...

The saddest thing about Donatella's face is that she needn't look like that. If she got the cheek implants taken out, stopped with the collagen in the lips, no more tanning and real hair with a real natural-looking color, she would look a lot better. She is The Tragic.

12:34 PM  

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