Cover of the Bad Romance Novel
Manolo says, carumba! All we need now is the Fabio and the tub of fried chicken.
posted by Manolo at Thursday, March 03, 2005
Thursday, March 03, 2005
Manolo says, carumba! All we need now is the Fabio and the tub of fried chicken.
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19 Comments:
but Manolo, what do you think of the shoes?!
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This is truly as bad as it gets...The color, the cut, the fit of Miss Kirstie's dress, it is just all wrong!
But damn, a bucket of fried chicken sounds gooooooood....
She looks like a fat Charo!
She looks like a piece of leaf lettuce!
Miss A., she herself is indeed super fantastic, as are her shoes (at least I think so). As Manolo once pointed out, it is hard to be both fat and super fantastic. I think she needs to stop letting herself be seen as a "fat actress" and drop the first part of the moniker.
A tub of fried chicken? Don't you mean a vat of "I can't believe it's not butter"?
Bis Nation
The shoes are indeed super fantastic, but this outfit, it is ridiculous. It does nothing to flatter her.
The Kirstie she is the beautiful woman, even fat, but unfortunately she is one who is given to making the worst of the fashion choices.
Silly me, I truly thought that dress was a deliberately bad, over the top choice, poking fun at herself in a "Miss Scarlett's Drapes" kind of way.
If it was sincere, it's sad.
Yes, she is beautiful, that is, until she opens her mouth to speak.
As a former big girl myself, I am about as pro-big girl as one can get. Camryn Manheim? Love her. Renee Zellwegger? Thought she looked better in "Bridget Jones". But Kirstie Alley... I've read several interviews with her, and she just doesn't seem like a nice person at all.
And I'm sorry, but she's about thisclose to looking like a bad Stevie Nicks impression, circa 1983.
Hey, at least she's trying. She should have gone on the Celebrity Fit (Fat?) Challenge.
The Kirstie has indeed always dressed badly. She looked like Little Bo Peep in a couple of those Pier One commercials.
I would wager my alligator Patick Cox loafers that some unkind person has Photoshopped in contour shadows to the lower part of this dress.
But the bodice, it is not, as it should be on the cover of a bad romance novel, ripped.
"Bad romance novel" is, by the way, an awkward construction, since romance itself is never bad.
Fat Charo. Hah! Let's hope like hell this is meant to be over the top. Because it's that and then some.
I will tell you where her sheep is.. SHE ATE it. She is as crazy as they come and one burger away from a heart attack. She is not beautiful nor super fantastic in any way shape or form, Only the obese think so. That is not healthy ladies.
Oh man. This is just so wrong.
Don't forget the 12 boxes of snickers! We all know she loves those.
Aww, c'mon... I thought she was just poking fun of Beyoncé, and I still think so. Just look at the hair! The pose! The mouth!
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