Friday, March 04, 2005

Probation Violation

Parole Violation

Manolo says, apparently, the Martha she has been inside the long time, as she does not know that the fashion mania for the poncho it is indeed over.

By the way, the Manolo he is willing to bet that the Martha she made this herself out of thread she collected from the prison-issue blankets and the mop heads, using the toothbrush handle that had been laboriously fashioned into the dual-purpose crochet-hook/shiv.

11 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

But did you see her boots? They were quite fabulous.

11:19 AM  
Blogger mrsd said...

Lol!

11:24 AM  
Blogger Mimi said...

Miu von Furstenburg (http://www.socialitelife.com/) reported that the poncho was apparently made by the other inmates for the Martha as a going-away gift....There are many possibilities for jokes here, but I'll leave it at that.

12:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

poor Martha--she's been denied access to the superfantastic Manolo's advice for all these 5 months past--wasn't it during this time the Manolo declared the poncho to be very much over & out? if so, I know the kind Manolo will cut the Martha some slack.

5:28 PM  
Blogger CrankyBiscuit said...

If the poncho was a gift from the other inmates, I actually think it's really sweet that she wore it. But I'm a sucker.

Other than the poncho, Martha looks pretty super fantastic post-prison, no?

7:00 PM  
Blogger Troy Worman said...

She looks absolutely amazing.

8:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love the Martha. They are jealous of the super fantastic rich bitch, no?

9:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like the Martha. She looks great. But I for one would take the poncho over the boots any day, any time. Not only do I not just understand the whole concept of ankle boots but I also hate when you get to see them (the boots that is!)courtesy of slightly too short pants. *shiver*

10:13 AM  
Blogger Kory O said...

How come the Martha does not have the jailhouse pallor? She was, what, in West Virginia or someplace without sun? The Martha must have the good blusher and foundation.

Anyway, maybe she mellowed out if the other prisoners made her that poncho.

10:53 AM  
Blogger Gerard said...

THE FISH. THE BARREL. THE BANG.

Immortalized at my place, have I.

3:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Martha looks fantastic, for a convicted felon! Looks, can be deceiving.

9:27 PM  

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